Bitch, Where’s The Motherfucking Cheese At?
This is a must download, trust me – Ween’s official site has two versions of one of the six jingles that Pizza Hut commissioned them to write and record, but were rejected. This “Cheese” song, especially the dirty version, is probably the best thing Ween’s ever done, as far as I’m concerned. They really ought to expand this song and release it as a single for danceclubs.
(found via Deviated Septum)
Spit Out Your Gum And Sing Along
If there’s a theme to this batch, it is something like ‘unpopular pop songs of the 90s and early 00s’. You know the drill by now – these all should have been big hits, but the world is cruel, blah blah blah. Enjoy. These will stay up til late Wednesday night.
Lynnfield Pioneers “Time To Get Dumb”
Papas Fritas “Sing About Me”
Just try to resist these two songs – I just don’t think you’ll be able to do it. And while you’re dancing awkwardly to “Time To Get Dumb”, feel a little pity for the Lynnfield Pioneers, who are one of the worst-selling artists in Matador Records’ history in spite of writing great pop like this.
Bis “Starbright Boy” – Time to get even dumber. This is from back when Bis were still a good pop band, when they could still toss off giddy little songs about 80s teen movies like this. Nowadays…let’s just say that I don’t think Bis are playing to their strengths lately.
The Long Goodbye “Dawn Of Understanding” – This one is a great garage pop number from Kill Rock Stars’ Fields And Streams compilation from this past summer. I know next to nothing about this band, but this song is wonderful. (A reader named Mark wrote in to tell me that the Long Goodbye is the new project from Tuscadero’s Melissa Farrris. Now that I know that, it seems amazing to me that I didn’t recognize her voice from the start.)
Shudder To Think “Survival” – One of my favorite songs by a band who were undoubtedly one of the most underrated rock bands of the 90s, this song is about singer Craig Wedren’s triumph over cancer, in its own peculiar cryptic way.
Marble Valley “FCC Party” – This song is from Pavement’s Steve West’s band Marble Valley’s first album. It’s pretty weird indie pop, but remarkably danceable and will likely get stuck in your head for days as it always does in my experience.
Gene Defcon “Liz” – I remember saying to my friend Isaac, who first played this song for me, “well, I really hope Liz went out with him after hearing this song”; but as it turns out, Gene Defcon is gay and all of his songs are ironically heterosexual, so um, probably not.
Harvey Danger “Meetings With Remarkable Men” – This song has the unfortunate distinction of being a really great, smart song from the d.o.a. follow up album of a one-hit-wonder band that no one really respects, or probably even remembers. For the Google impaired, the hit in question was called “Flagpole Sitta”, and that was a pretty decent song too, actually.
St. Johnny “Scuba Diving”
The Caulfields “Devil’s Diary”
April March “Sugar” (Dust Brothers Remix)
Valerie Lamercier “95C”
I discovered these four songs as a teenager, back when CMJ New Music Monthly still had worthwhile free compilation cds packed in with the magazine. There are just so many great songs that I found through those cds, so many lost indie gems of the 90s. The St. Johnny song is an ace Malkmus/Beck hybrid, but unfortunately the rest of that band’s songs aren’t very good at all. I’ve never checked up on what other Caulfields songs sound like, but this song is very charming power pop with the memorable lyric “it’s never good to be understood by a girl in acid wash”. The April March song is the best song from her album Chrominance Decoder, but there are a couple other worthy songs, and the original version of this song is rather good too. The Valerie Lamercier song is exactly the kind of kitschy French pop that April March tries so hard to ape on her album.
and special for Johnny:
Sonic Youth “I Know There’s An Answer”
A Wolverine Toy Is Not Actually A Human Being
This is just crazy – I’m going to post some excerpts from an article from today’s Wall Street Journal because I can’t post a link to it online, their site is for paying customers only.
Is Wolverine Human? A Judge Answers No; Fans Howl In Protest
by Neil King, Jr.
Judge Judith Barzilay huddled late last year with a telepathic professor and a cast of mutants to ponder an age-old question: What does it mean to be human?
In her chambers at the U.S. Court of International Trade, in New York, the judge examined Professor X and the rest of his band of X-Men, all of them little plastic figures at the heart of a six-year tariff battle between their owner, Marvel Enterprises Inc., and the U.S. Customs Service.
Her ruling thundered through the world of Marvel Comics fans. The famed X-Men, those fighters of prejudice sworn to protect a world that hates and fear them, are not human, she decreed January 3rd. Nor are many of the villians who do battle with Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four. They’re all “non-human creatures”, concluded Judge Barzilay.
Marvel subsidiary Toy Biz Inc. pushed Judge Barzilay to declare its heroes nonhuman so it could win a lower duty rate on action figures imported from China in the mid-1990s. At the time, tariffs put higher duties on dolls than toys. According to the U.S. tariff code, human figures are dolls, while figures representing animals or ‘creatures’, such as monsters and robots, are deemed toys.
To Brian Wilkenson, editor of the online site X-Fan, Marvel’s argument is appalling. The X-Men – mere creatures? “This is almost unthinkable,” he says. “Marvel’s superheroes are supposed to be as human as you or I. They live in New York. They have families and go to work. And now they’re no longer human?”
Hold on for a moment while I jump in, and say that, with my fanboy hat firmly in place, that the entire premise of the X-Men is that mutants aren’t human. They’re mutants, they’re “homo-superior.” Back to the story…
Chuck Austen, current author of Marvel’s ‘Uncanny X-Men’ comic book series, is also incredulous. He has worked hard for a year, he says, to emphasize the X-Men’s humanity, to show “that they’re just another strand in the evolutionary chain”.
Marvel issued this statement: “Don’t fret, Marvel fans, our heroes are living, breathing human beings – but humans who have extraordinary abilities…A decision that the X-Men figures indeed do have “non-human” characteristics further proves our characters have special, out-of-this-world powers”.
Doesn’t that sound a bit like a parent trying to assure to their child that Santa Claus really does exist in spite of seeing different guys dressed up as Santa at two different malls in the same day? And really, come on – Marvel’s characters, just like all fictional characters are NOT HUMAN BEINGS. They are not real. Wolverine does not breathe, but Hugh Jackman does. There’s a big difference!
Why do these people need to embarass themselves and confirm everyone’s worst notions of what an adult superhero fan is like? Can’t Brian Wilkenson, for example, see that a legal decision about the classification of action figures being made in the interests of the company that owns and produces the X-Men comics has just about nothing to do with the intentions of the creators or content of the comics themselves? Why do these people feel under attack by something like this, or that it somehow undermines the stories that they enjoy? It’s just Marvel trying to use the legal system to its advantage to save some money. It’s really no big deal.
They go on to give some background about Marvel and the X-Men, and the process of determining whether or not the characters qualified as human, but all the relevant bits are here.
Update:
X-Fan has the full article, and Brian Wilkenson clarifies his comments, which he says are a bit out of context.