You Can’t Have A Bar-B-Q When You’re Scuba Diving

“The Specious Moment” – This is taken from the Audio Kitchen archives. This is a homemade recording of a very mentally ill guy pretending to do his own radio station, which he sent to a local college radio station as a way of harassing them. The guy isn’t scary-crazy, but just far-out weird crazy. The drill bits ad is priceless, by the way. “Aww, fiddlesticks!”

“The Museum” – This is an excerpt from the LP version of Eric Weber’s How To Pick Up Girls book from the early 70s. In this selection, we learn how to pick up “long-legged stylish looking girls” at an art museum through deception, insincerity, and manipulation of common female insecurities. This is casual misogyny at its most insidious.

The Shimmer Kids Underpop Association “The Last Joke In Town” – This is my personal favorite song from the band’s forthcoming EP Book Of Mirrors. Join the most criminally overlooked band in America for a ska party in outer space, and check out their website for more MP3s from previous releases.

Tricky “The Love Cats” – This is from the forthcoming album Vulnerable, which is easily the best and most consistent Tricky record since Pre Millenial Tension. Yes, this is a cover of The Cure classic.

Also: Be sure to check out the very amusing X-Men 2 Vs. Cremaster Vs. A Mighty Wind chart that Emily and Todd made over on Dilettantism.