I Act With An Always-Positive Mindset

“The More You Sell” – This is taken from the WFMU compilation tape The Happy Listener’s Guide To Mind Control. According to the liner notes, this is from an in-store motivational tape intended for the sales staff of some NYC boutique dating back to the mid-to-late ’80s. Basically, this is a recording of the most evil sounding voiceover man who ever lived intoning creepy self-help/sales jargon over 80s dance pop music. It’s terrifying stuff, like being trapped inside the mind of Patrick Bateman.