When I Was Younger None Of This Existed

Viagra Boys “Creepy Crawlers”

“Creepy Crawlers” is a satire of terminal conspiracy brain that’s played straight enough that I think there are some people who could hear it, not notice the wink, and assume that Viagra Boys are totally Q-pilled. Sebastian Murphy’s vocal performance is silly and unhinged, but also conveys enough frazzled terror to make this character seem genuinely upset and concerned about little kids growing up with animal hair and creepy crawlers being put in the vaccines. This intensity is matched by music that merges the antsy claustrophobia of Suicide with the bug-eyed manic energy of Dead Kennedys to make something that sounds sickly but gets kinda fun once they’re chanting “they’re turning kids into adrenochrome.” While this is 100% a song brutally mocking actual people who believe in this stuff there’s also a bit of empathy for these people in that their emotional reality is taken seriously. It’s left unspoken, but the message is basically “imagine making yourself this upset because you need a complicated answer to why the world feels so bad right now, when the truth is actually pretty simple.”

Buy it from Viagra Boys.