Do You Still Need More Proof Of What An Evolved Male I Am?

To be fair, I should clarify something. I don’t love all female artists. I used to own an album by Sleater-Kinney, but I got rid of it. It seemed like they were trying to be like men, and that just turned me off. The Donnas also act all tough like guys, but they’re just doing it as a put-on, so that’s okay. It’s really funny. Sexy, too.

The Onion nails another rarely spoken of stereotype once again…

Sometimes All You Can Do Is Roll Your Eyes

i can only imagine the song was recorded sans microphones and willed onto tape with the force of their own self-satisfaction

…and I can only imagine that this post was typed to their blogger template using a similar method.