Kicking, Squeeling, Scenester Little Piggy

Ugh. It’s been a while since I’ve read such an utterly contemptable quote that isn’t attributed to a member of the Bush administration.

From New York Metro:

“Brooklyn is a gold mine,” declares helium-voiced club promoter Larry Tee while standing in a studio apartment in the East Village, preparing protégée Melissa Burns for a recording session with her group W.I.T. (Whatever It Takes).

“Have you seen the crowds out there? They’re hot, sexy, fuckable. My God, Manhattan has the ugliest crowds I’ve ever seen in my life. It’s like now bridge and tunnel goes the other way. Manhattan keeps the trash out of my parties.”

What a loathsome, shallow bastard.