I really like this bit of this interview with Jarvis Cocker…

Q: Why don’t you get contacts?

JC: I have got contacts. I wear them on stage. I had to do that because my glasses used to fall off. There was one incident at a gig in Sheffield where I was crawling around the stage for about 10 minutes looking for them – they’d fallen into the bass drum. I’m very shortsighted and people always say, “Why don’t you get laser treatment?” But I quite like waking up in the morning and everything being soft and fuzzy. It’s nice to choose when to bring the world into focus and start your day.

Nicely put, Jarv.